tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37827750452271793222024-03-13T09:45:01.290+08:00i no sinkalan you one...Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-18404506400600453802020-05-21T23:46:00.001+08:002020-05-22T00:53:56.440+08:00Koleksi Raya Songs 2020Omai.. Raya again.<br />
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Takkan same old Raya songs again. Jom layan Koleksi Lagu Resipi Raya 2020 Edisi Dapur Sugu.<br />
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Wrecking Beef Balls - Maili Sairus</div>
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7 Onion Rings - Arianna Venti</div>
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Shape Of You Tiao - At Sherian</div>
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Dance Curry - Tons and Ai</div>
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Rolling In The Deep Fried Chicken - Adail</div>
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Where is the Love Letters Tin - Blek Ai Pi</div>
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Rewrite The Satays - Dari Muvi Grate Snowman</div>
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Don't Start Makan Now - Dua Lipas</div>
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You Belong With Meehoon Goreng - Teyler Sif</div>
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Ayam Sos - Jayson Mask<br />
Datpizzadough - Loose Fonsy<br />
Kuihkoci On The Floor - Buno Emas<br />
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Selamat Hari Raya!<br />
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-56002733111562261402020-05-20T23:48:00.000+08:002020-05-20T23:48:43.861+08:00It's Time To Write AgainLike this..<br />
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That day I read a book..<br />
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The story doesn't make sense. It's like Da Vinci Code.. all the numbers and symbols. It takes a genius to know what the author trying to story.<br />
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Sorry, I cant waste my brain cell to decipher this book. Maybe next time. Giving up this time.<br />
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But this trigger to write something similar.<br />
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Here I am! 35 years later!<br />
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Older, Poorer, Stupider, Weaker!<br />
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I am bag!<br />
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Adios!Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-54794897794160146892014-04-07T14:33:00.003+08:002014-04-07T14:34:20.580+08:00Why the smell...?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Then that day. That day someone forward me a new schedule. The next water rationing time table.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">After browsing it, I found my house area in the list. Ya, listed, but not necessary will kena one la. That's what my defunct mind says.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So, that particular Sunday morning. I woke up, hoping it's a false alarm. Turn on the tap. Voila! water is flowing like waterfall.. Haha, escaped again!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Bath can wait, play a game or two of Castlevania first!</span></div>
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-29975423245103532722014-02-04T00:30:00.001+08:002014-02-04T00:30:07.472+08:00CNY ResolutionDang! This year I missed the New Year Resolution.. But luckily I am a Chinese, there is another new year to celebrate not long after the angmoh new year.<br />
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Ok ok.. let's not waste anymore time, my 2014 CNY Resolutions ARE (please note it's a plural)...<br />
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1) More books! Well, currently I am reading about 10 books a month.. I want to make it 50 books this year. (Replace 'month' with 'year' and divide all numbers by 10). Books include magazine but to show my sincerity, EXCLUDE newspapers.<br />
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2) Less coffee! Currently it's a cup a day. New target is.... a cup every 30 hours. It's 6 hours delay ok.. 1 day delay 6 hours, 10 days delay 60 hours, 1 year delay.. oh wow! 2000 hours. Based on my maths, it's 34.7 cups less in a year.<br />
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3) More charity! Shit looking back, I almost did nothing for charity all these while. Maybe it's time to start donating. Donating what remains a mystery up to the point of this posting.<br />
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4) Less meat! Ok, to start this off, I will cut down on wagyu beef.<br />
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5) More exercise! Currently, my frequency to the gym is once per week which I think is rubbish as in might as well don't go. Ok, now onwards, will go more than once per week! (Actually this resolution is not to be fitter, but to make my monthly payment more worthy...)<br />
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6) No Resolutions! Wait, what?? <br />
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: small;">Makehai<span style="font-size: small;">.. I need RM5 discount from you ah? <span style="font-size: small;">Dowan to <span style="font-size: small;">do dun do lah. No need like that one...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br />
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-44033669170479169372013-07-13T17:04:00.002+08:002013-07-13T17:05:20.383+08:00Adventure Time<span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Story is like this..</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">But that fateful day, I had a meeting to attend and didn't managed to charge my phone. When I was about to leave the office, my phone is showing a pathetic 30% life. I assured myself, 30% is enough lah. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Aih.. man count, better sky count.. that day dunno why so damn jam. After driving for 30 minutes, I see the fuel level almost hit rock bottom, yet no petrol station sighted. Suddenly, a beep from my phone shouting 15% life remaining.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Keep calm. Based on my calculations of speed = velocity x wind direction, I can make it with just 15% battery life. But dunno why, after driving another 10 minutes, that bloody phone beeped again! 5%!!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">As a navigator, I quickly do the next wise thing. Scroll the map to see how far I am and which junctions to turn. Haha! I am only 2 junctions away!! Yahoo!! and just before I reach the final junction, my phone slipped into coma. </span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Whoopss.. how to go home..? Where am I? I see only houses around me. No road signs. No phone. No fuel.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Suddenly, I found it! Petron!! I know la what everyone is saying boycott Petron because it's a crony etc but I am left with no choice. So, like a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEzb3yPoCm4" target="_blank">desert miss the rain</a>, I dashed into the station and let my car drink like it's free..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Then a car pulled over to the pump next to mine. Without hesitation, I pop my head over and ask.. 'mister ah, how to get to the main road ah..?' He says 'ok, u go this way, reach to the end, turn right, then drive further up, you can see all the cars turn left, follow the cars turn left then you will reach the road and make a U-turn and go up the road..'</span></div>
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-90981524044434238852013-01-17T00:26:00.001+08:002013-01-17T00:29:03.799+08:00Leesen, Lemme Speaking..<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">These few days ah, all Muniandy, Ah Choy and Ayob also knows the mamak lady kasi taruh itu girl at UUM for voicing her opinion regarding Bersih/PTPTN. I must say, the mamak lady deserved an award for acting like a total asshole. Is there an award for that? Yah, the same one my boss is nominated for also.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Anyways, the mamak lady engrish is quite good. So for the benefits of you all whose engrish is half bucket, let me summarized what she barks ya..</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">"Leesen x11, this is limpeh program limped give u speaking. But when limpeh speaking you leesen.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Lemme speaking x7. Limpeh got gip her respect? Limpeh come and shake her hand. Means limped got give her respect you know.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">You no same same maraysia with other country. If you same same maraysia with other country, why u still doing in maraysia?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">You student more intelligent than me. Limpeh only O-level. You must mingpak what is <strike>demonstrasi</strike> democracy. You must mingpak what is <strike>a babi</strike> anaki. You must mingpak what is 3 persons in one place. (shit la, now I go lunch time with my keliks more than 3 persons also i think of her stupid face).</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Best part..</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Cats got problem. Wanna eat chicken bone, kena kicked.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Bird got problem. We tie their legs then *do a retarded act and say ark ark ark*.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">That's mostly what she said. Most idiotic speech ever, and tak kena mengena at all with the girl's mia comments.</span></div>
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misaiman, very funny meh? Or you dun understand engrish one?</td></tr>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">On a serious note, it's quite sad she got applauses from the student on her speech. It's either the students actually dun really understand engrish, or.. ermm.. can't think of any other reasons tim.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Adios!</span></div>
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-24191194299491414612013-01-13T13:04:00.002+08:002013-01-13T13:04:46.981+08:00Twelve of December Twenty Twelve<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Like this.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">That day my colleague asked me if I have any celebration on 12/12/12.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">I told her no. She says she will be celebrating with her family by having a good dinner. I asked her why. She says 12/12/12 comes once in a lifetime.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;">Now you know why I don't have friends.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><br /></span>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-38658776101401757942013-01-03T13:56:00.002+08:002013-01-03T13:56:34.489+08:00Hidden Message<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Saw this print ads in one of the property development office, reflecting the current project they are in.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Well, are they building a city of lesbianism..?</span><br />
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<br />Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-48319121394103840802013-01-01T22:01:00.002+08:002013-01-02T17:15:33.980+08:00Guidelines on Writing a Resolution<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">I know one. Every time new year sure wanna do something stupid like writing a resolution. This is some simple guidelines how to write one and sure will achieve one.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">2) Set something achievable. If you can't play the piano, refrain from setting a resolution as 'Can Play Mary Had A little Lamb by 31 Dec 2013'. Or if you can't swim, avoid stuff like 'Get a set of bikini (trikini if you are <a href="http://www.goolypop.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">gunipok</a>)'. Try to be sensible. If you wanna learn a new musical instrument, starts by a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triangle_(instrument)" target="_blank">triangle</a>. Do not over-estimate your ability.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">April: To plant <strike>4</strike> 2 types of vegetable.</span></div>
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-71183417316967040112012-12-28T14:33:00.000+08:002012-12-29T01:15:30.766+08:00The Great Escape<br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">The sky is gloomy. Rain is waiting to
unleash his fury.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">I was thinking, is it the end, or the beginning? No answer. The
situation is tensed. There are many people around me, but I can only
sense soulless bodies. I can only sense anxiety. And fear. And pain.</span><o:p></o:p></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">Will it happens again? I am guessing this is what playing in
everyone's head. The last time it happened was not many days ago. It’s chaos. It’s
dramatic. It’s sad. It gives more questions than answer. Should we take the
leap of faith, or stays calm and wait for the sunshine. Nobody can answer that.
Nobody.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">I look at my watch. It’s 4pm. I keep
telling myself we should not be bounded by time. This is the new world. We set
the time, not the time set us. We want freedom! We want peace! We want liberty!
Every minute is moving slower than ever. 5 minutes is like 5 hours. God, why am
I being punished? Am I not a good servant?<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">I cannot waste anymore time. Now or
never. I grabbed my haversack and look at the soulless body before turning my
back to them. Goodbye my comrades. We’ll meet again. Maybe not in the same
situation. But we will definitely meet again.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';"><i>‘Woi Sinkar, wanna rain like that you
wanna go back meh? Later jam like that day you know! Summo now only 4pm, later
boss find you how?’</i><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">Failed. I rest my haversack on the desk
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">I will try again. Until my next
victorious escape, I will never give up.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Courier New';">Never.<span style="font-size: x-small;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;"><br /></span>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-15441058405099520652012-12-28T12:00:00.002+08:002012-12-29T01:16:14.914+08:00Things To Do For Post Apocalypse<span style="font-family: Courier New, Courier, monospace;">Congratulations to all of us who survived the 21 Dec 2012 <strike>acopolis</strike> <strike>acapalise</strike> <strike>apocalips</strike> apocalypse. Since none of us are dead, here is a list of suggested stuff to do:</span><br />
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Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-46551922660823406192011-07-14T23:56:00.014+08:002011-07-15T14:19:13.285+08:00Kung Fu StancesLast time when I was a kid, I used to play kungfu with my brother after watching those TVB kungfu drama. To avoid injuries, we chereographed our own movement so that none of us cry and the other one will kena wollap by parents. Nowadays, with so many kungfu movies, have you ever wonder, how practical are those moves if not carefully chereographed? Let's do some analysis:<br /><br />1) Drunken fists<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEingE77EB6PK6aMqHdqA3Qtqzwjmn8jx2iWymsW0zfAXFBIr6KNIx7FEW71bqTfQ8W81eqaRj_on2p0KBtwDh8ZsRWOtMnEs5PUhJFyJPNS1hyphenhyphenT2QyogWBd0eHiOYU2qTAOePzo7WOyuIk/s1600/drunken.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 308px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 163px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243011263401266" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEingE77EB6PK6aMqHdqA3Qtqzwjmn8jx2iWymsW0zfAXFBIr6KNIx7FEW71bqTfQ8W81eqaRj_on2p0KBtwDh8ZsRWOtMnEs5PUhJFyJPNS1hyphenhyphenT2QyogWBd0eHiOYU2qTAOePzo7WOyuIk/s400/drunken.jpg" /></a>Wah this one if Jackie Chan do dem power. But, drunk oredi leh, still can fight meh? Oklah, alot of fights in the bar are started by those stupid drunkards. But most of the time it's cincai punch here and there or sometimes punching the air. In order to learn this you need to be like 68% drunk and 32% sober.. Hard leh.. Then after fight how to go home? Sure kena road block. Muka sial oredi and bau arak. Balik balai. Oh ya, it's religious unfriendly too!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVJlSubnfx6D8vBif5k6LVo3iqnTRSShnH7fslqe-mr49lYb8IK-k_2_cGY5kH69xoDBPq2ZoyyD_eAJhH0lPD-JEC7DAbOWoB7GYo952q28TpOELM3QfG2f5NKRJfeeouhiUsdt5f_Ss/s1600/polis.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 350px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 259px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629361060505893794" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVJlSubnfx6D8vBif5k6LVo3iqnTRSShnH7fslqe-mr49lYb8IK-k_2_cGY5kH69xoDBPq2ZoyyD_eAJhH0lPD-JEC7DAbOWoB7GYo952q28TpOELM3QfG2f5NKRJfeeouhiUsdt5f_Ss/s400/polis.jpg" /></a>Polis: Apesal muka sial dan bau arak?<br />Jackie: Oh, tadi gaduh, guna drunken fists!<br />Polis: Waseh terer!<br />Jackie: Jom, i tunjuk camna buat basic mia drunken fists.<br />Polis: Best jugak! Balai citer. Jom.<br /><br />2) Mantis stance<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtR3N8fDyI2QxwO1tKyix4AA542maY7icw4F4vq6qP4GtF0C6Vvib_7rjJaQcX8MQwaHVT8N_qK-sfTu28fiUA4pZA-W2g2-7YacSXdJHvNz9y-bbhxLJkQHiPTjRuE_Sr7W8CluGQ9Ro/s1600/Mantis.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 290px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 227px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243178528347986" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtR3N8fDyI2QxwO1tKyix4AA542maY7icw4F4vq6qP4GtF0C6Vvib_7rjJaQcX8MQwaHVT8N_qK-sfTu28fiUA4pZA-W2g2-7YacSXdJHvNz9y-bbhxLJkQHiPTjRuE_Sr7W8CluGQ9Ro/s400/Mantis.jpg" /></a>Seriosly? Can a mantis fight? Imagine grasshopper. Not that 3 napeks la. Those green insects. Imitating the movement of a mantis can win ah? Most is just hopping away to some bushes and slowly hail a cab to go home watch tv.<br /><br />Look at Kungfu Panda's Master Mantis. Not sure about you but I think anyone can just step on him anytime :P<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRZ7XJFMVFd45CKU99l8mxGa2jRgOg6k_z2FqkcL6eOZCK0-uivQwmkUUZz9eNNROIpT7-aI45haNS18I5q_-xYke8d6yrsBFEEkNZYBnk8ZafV9H3Bu7lrowlLxCxjPzcbWh0_WXQTlU/s1600/master+mantis.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 242px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRZ7XJFMVFd45CKU99l8mxGa2jRgOg6k_z2FqkcL6eOZCK0-uivQwmkUUZz9eNNROIpT7-aI45haNS18I5q_-xYke8d6yrsBFEEkNZYBnk8ZafV9H3Bu7lrowlLxCxjPzcbWh0_WXQTlU/s400/master+mantis.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629399486367692690" /></a><br /><br />3) Shaolin 18 bronze men<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikDRVo744QU3TjjRg_DmncEdC7Jn1tqBpCq8rZKgV7gWHQDcHOKqD-L6OgqydowtDMHzo-MK8u6WUlkSuO57FhZHJyeATOPLtSRZLFvt30I8VO3VQ2nUB8U8vwXJ7Fx7HZc27bU8XhVNg/s1600/18+bronze.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 302px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 167px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243387117932946" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikDRVo744QU3TjjRg_DmncEdC7Jn1tqBpCq8rZKgV7gWHQDcHOKqD-L6OgqydowtDMHzo-MK8u6WUlkSuO57FhZHJyeATOPLtSRZLFvt30I8VO3VQ2nUB8U8vwXJ7Fx7HZc27bU8XhVNg/s400/18+bronze.jpg" /></a>Ha! Nowadays to get 4 people sit down play mahjong also difficult and this still needs 18 fellas to fight together? What if 1 mc? Need to tell the opponents, 'sorry ah boss, 1 fella lausai can't come, can postpone ah?' Summore 18 fellas learn something together. What's the odd of success?<br /><br />4) Snake stance<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAoXjoQuIBGqoIxJUC2TfGNq5JOzS-Dvnfkv3bkH6A5AsNuzyZM98MfHMY1ywcdlRBjPQamon9dL_mCWHqu2UDzZTLs909v7suBxaUbHCDNttpQm6q48c-yizSRk5mr6uHZCM0ljV-x5I/s1600/snake.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 332px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 196px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243564370285410" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAoXjoQuIBGqoIxJUC2TfGNq5JOzS-Dvnfkv3bkH6A5AsNuzyZM98MfHMY1ywcdlRBjPQamon9dL_mCWHqu2UDzZTLs909v7suBxaUbHCDNttpQm6q48c-yizSRk5mr6uHZCM0ljV-x5I/s400/snake.jpg" /></a>Can mimicking the snake movement with the hand wins? I know snake is dangerous but it's becos of the venom. Let's say the snake now got no venom la.. still dangerous meh? Worm is more dangerous becos can wriggle into your ear..<br /><br />Maybe yes if your fingernails are like this.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvILzhh-cqPXcTjy8d0iRm-s9KESNPEqxPN3yY-9XLuc2hq-R8n0tuHbf-0A0ZC_LNyqHF-HAt_7s5HM-vigpg2kdfl9_sdsN5sTLl4yQI5gAOYQhDLgznxad5vgLKgfAaOeDiO_-ajjU/s1600/sharp.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 141px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629243883846576562" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvILzhh-cqPXcTjy8d0iRm-s9KESNPEqxPN3yY-9XLuc2hq-R8n0tuHbf-0A0ZC_LNyqHF-HAt_7s5HM-vigpg2kdfl9_sdsN5sTLl4yQI5gAOYQhDLgznxad5vgLKgfAaOeDiO_-ajjU/s400/sharp.jpg" /></a>If not how on earth will the opponent get scared with just the hand movements and some hissing sound?<br /><br />5) Dragon stance<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOji_9_3N4oNQSZCR2e0ImsTwmZNhk3kIXIHhWQhgj4TM8JlWXX2l5Aw_fmVHcEZCSB-BeJe3aF8LqoGrzI8RyMyVjH1-HdnkKGMPGnpAXbe0uNMJXTuXLiGnQYFQJWZZzBZS6oMX1hPU/s1600/dragon.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629244032907529570" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOji_9_3N4oNQSZCR2e0ImsTwmZNhk3kIXIHhWQhgj4TM8JlWXX2l5Aw_fmVHcEZCSB-BeJe3aF8LqoGrzI8RyMyVjH1-HdnkKGMPGnpAXbe0uNMJXTuXLiGnQYFQJWZZzBZS6oMX1hPU/s400/dragon.jpg" /></a>This one lagi dunno how.. Nobody sees a dragon before. Chinese dragon la.. not dinosaurs la. If nobody sees a dragon before, how they know how a dragon fight? And if really got dragon lah, normally the dragon fight with what? Ultraman?<br /><br />6) Monkey stance<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr_PTsfblDpj4EsoyvtSSyeANIbuKkswbA5B_4paSl_5zgH_kGbSlIST2wF_Am7Jdl8fVdiPUjDDHxlr226ma-bjYXdnIQV7L9XuRhXPhB9X9lISU-nTi3bs3dUpej-MSDItMIxSgjlac/s1600/monkey.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 395px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5629244221922095314" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgr_PTsfblDpj4EsoyvtSSyeANIbuKkswbA5B_4paSl_5zgH_kGbSlIST2wF_Am7Jdl8fVdiPUjDDHxlr226ma-bjYXdnIQV7L9XuRhXPhB9X9lISU-nTi3bs3dUpej-MSDItMIxSgjlac/s400/monkey.jpg" /></a>I dunno about you but when someone act like a monkey infront of me I will laugh. Imagine scratching head and butts and occasionally do a monkey sound. Oh, maybe this one can just prance onto the enemy when they are laughing! Aiyah, if got such skill better work in palm oil estate la. Petik kelapa sawit. More money.<br /><br />So how? Which one you wanna learn?<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">ps: this is for entertainment purposes only. if you know any of the mentioned stances and can kill with just one punch, dun look for me. </span>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-59916692721782296342011-01-21T17:50:00.001+08:002011-01-21T17:52:31.812+08:00Got Sifatt!!<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmwv4MlSmESjpzoUVjdi3D7U1LMIrDhRE2s_OykAYhldYgYoX1rskivJhvEuL-P1VB6YGs9PiI90YXEVQ9zGnjvqi9vHj3okAgSyuYoACqf3iAtIYQwanfLOGNrWChxflpz-7kln8buk8/s1600/sifatt.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564574635476833218" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmwv4MlSmESjpzoUVjdi3D7U1LMIrDhRE2s_OykAYhldYgYoX1rskivJhvEuL-P1VB6YGs9PiI90YXEVQ9zGnjvqi9vHj3okAgSyuYoACqf3iAtIYQwanfLOGNrWChxflpz-7kln8buk8/s400/sifatt.jpg" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dun be so hamsap, it's just that girl's in white singlet geh armpit jek ok!Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-17831776492349100442010-12-27T21:38:00.005+08:002010-12-27T22:02:59.706+08:00Emergency FlowchartOkla okla.. since u guys always say this blog provides useless info, here is something useful k..<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioowiF3vqdvv2l8OilOPiLLjj_BMNSBYPTu9CH8PNWho79ik1zTlEqHyvJTFuFWNBoOM8MlNWyggaBOdLXGlsX84GPtH0t1dbgNl8fX6L1e0ndzFK66OO6zeIKhbrJWHm9t0D6NZkCoy8/s1600/where-should-you-pee-flowchart1%255B5%255D.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 381px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5555359094156468850" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioowiF3vqdvv2l8OilOPiLLjj_BMNSBYPTu9CH8PNWho79ik1zTlEqHyvJTFuFWNBoOM8MlNWyggaBOdLXGlsX84GPtH0t1dbgNl8fX6L1e0ndzFK66OO6zeIKhbrJWHm9t0D6NZkCoy8/s400/where-should-you-pee-flowchart1%255B5%255D.jpg" /></a><br /><br />Next time you know wht to do during emergency.<br /><br />Dun say anymore this blog is useless ya!<br /><br />How crappy..<br /><br />Adios!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">credit: that chart is taken from this </span><a href="http://jimmyteh90.blogspot.com/2010/12/want-to-learn-to-pee-quietly.html"><span style="font-size:78%;">website</span></a><span style="font-size:78%;">.</span>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-56166351251867582172010-11-26T11:14:00.004+08:002010-11-26T11:19:37.486+08:00Wot iz dis..?I saw this in FB. Someone is selling (or providing service) on the mini stage for malay weddings (called pelamin)..<br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCNyN3k_WLJ30zosOm6fJ_QqipYo0jCROfcH7-OcZMmZwxscIooqKJ4Fwoe8VOqCHoUX6Yi67vdZwUWlS4jYFM9C6rATom7Ak8HF4PIiPTroi88J-Nvoo91nsuYmdXbNlzt9VLmkYKyBs/s1600/baju+pengantin...jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5543692458665858050" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCNyN3k_WLJ30zosOm6fJ_QqipYo0jCROfcH7-OcZMmZwxscIooqKJ4Fwoe8VOqCHoUX6Yi67vdZwUWlS4jYFM9C6rATom7Ak8HF4PIiPTroi88J-Nvoo91nsuYmdXbNlzt9VLmkYKyBs/s400/baju+pengantin...jpg" /></a><br /><br />One glance I tot this is a chinese graveyard.. :(<br /><br />How crappy..<br /><br />Adios.Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-16093609133018523822010-11-25T11:18:00.000+08:002010-11-25T11:46:28.688+08:00CrappyI've got alot of stuff to write but dunno where to start..<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg09a8nyD7ki3q8Dsy1bPWk6efd10iJwQxAAbGgTL7IH3Wi4c4GM-jcClhrAMJHmRzoltA9mvA_EecJO91GMtn904EvQBeOYT67gW1EMuVTShXfPcloRLqQtfEQOxqFfFv-SDidV2DKYX8/s1600/comic.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 275px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5518953564337288578" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg09a8nyD7ki3q8Dsy1bPWk6efd10iJwQxAAbGgTL7IH3Wi4c4GM-jcClhrAMJHmRzoltA9mvA_EecJO91GMtn904EvQBeOYT67gW1EMuVTShXfPcloRLqQtfEQOxqFfFv-SDidV2DKYX8/s400/comic.jpg" /></a><br /><br />How crappy..<br /><br />Adios.Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-45695913851092564612010-09-27T11:22:00.001+08:002010-09-27T11:25:07.091+08:00My Friend, StiffOnce upon a time..<br /><br />After my form 5, me and a few friends went to work temporarily while waiting for our SPM results. The office is not really huge, but that time was their peak period. So they got a few temp staff to clear off their work. While working, we got to know another temp staff by the name of Steve. Steve is 2 yrs older than us and he is waiting for his STPM result. <br /><br />Since Steve is just about our age, he joined us for lunch every day and somehow we were like buddies.<br /><br />One day, one of my friends asks him, ‘So Steve, actually I wanted to ask you this question forever. Your name is spelt S-T-E-V-E, or S-T-I-F-F?’<br /><br />Steve felt abit weird, and replied, ‘S-T-E-V-E la… where got ppl name STIFF one? D’uh!!’ (not exact word but something like that). We were all laughing, not sure at my friend’s stupid question, or Steve’s reaction of being asked a stupid question.<br /><br />Now fast forward 15 years later..<br /><br />Steve, if you are reading this…<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm7xnn4Ui_8kRUERl2KOLAhL2Ag0BuI1HTulU43NeFuFzi7i3lvuosGS3VbPmWEb6joN5blnEZInzWAc542uT2q8LXmexMjcDnWKWIvW01_0OKRY2fRuLzLlqtUhhJPDGdknNbQvRrjZ0/s1600/Stiff.JPG"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 392px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm7xnn4Ui_8kRUERl2KOLAhL2Ag0BuI1HTulU43NeFuFzi7i3lvuosGS3VbPmWEb6joN5blnEZInzWAc542uT2q8LXmexMjcDnWKWIvW01_0OKRY2fRuLzLlqtUhhJPDGdknNbQvRrjZ0/s400/Stiff.JPG" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521428953046949202" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />REALLY GOT PEOPLE NAME STIFF ONE OK!!!<br /><br />Clarification: The one who asked that question is NOT me!<br /><br />See, I where got sinkalan you?Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-1578673477710994022010-09-17T15:28:00.003+08:002010-09-17T15:33:16.804+08:00Siao!The other day as usual I am hanging around with my buddies at my area. Then suddenly came 2 strangers seated nearby us. One guy and one girl. The girl mumbles something to that guy after seeing us and both giggles. Siao.<br /><br />The guy use his finger and pointed at me. And move his finger, like instructing me to follow him. He think what? We stupid ah? Just use your finger and point point thinking we will follow? Siao.<br /><br />Then the girl pointed at my friend, saying his eye is fake. What fake? My friend’s eye is a bit bigger but how can she be so insensitive and says his eye is fake? Siao.<br /><br />After a while, they started eating. At first, it’s ok as they are just eating lump of rice but later we realized they are eating something funny inside the rice! We can sense what they are eating is so wrong! This is outrageous!! Siao!<br /><br />They are eating our relatives :(<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM7qA8X0BP3g2eiv2Y5Fub3rWLGfbtKwU2ZHQYj6Ab2tsLewoIY7xXoIYHneWn_-DFoyFBe1Gghv8cOpeEPWKxPpFDCono8cA_abtzZJykJMxauOmza5gG97zI7Pdx_-KjWku7TsYFlkg/s1600/japs.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5517781556958832258" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhM7qA8X0BP3g2eiv2Y5Fub3rWLGfbtKwU2ZHQYj6Ab2tsLewoIY7xXoIYHneWn_-DFoyFBe1Gghv8cOpeEPWKxPpFDCono8cA_abtzZJykJMxauOmza5gG97zI7Pdx_-KjWku7TsYFlkg/s400/japs.jpg" /></a>This is most likely what that red fish thinks while we chomped down the sushi next to that aquarium..<br /><br />Eh, I no sinkalan you one ok.<br /><br />How crappy.<br /><br />Adios.Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-69935206320574646222010-09-07T16:04:00.007+08:002010-09-08T11:27:00.776+08:00Model?These days with the popularity of DSLR cameras, suddenly everyone is a photographer. And because of this, there are alot of models as well. See FB, once a while there will be people publishing their work, either from aspiring photographers, or aspiring models. Even in dailychilli website, there is a section dedicated to self-proclaimed models.<br /><br />But hor, the point I wanna stress is... those models in dailychilli damn sad la.. Below are a few photos i nicked from there...<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2D4Vv9wIGr7jMsFzxUUBBFXil0Z4nTzZbIaYGxtkftSlqt32HUWHl_5jIq-1AjPasZVjiqmGPDtLqBduZlwMD9Hg0bG6A8AnOq8MhBsfrvFhjDVSkext7wiV4rezj4JX5GOzhSQFGvhs/s1600/exhibit+1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 138px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 186px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514082671882911554" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2D4Vv9wIGr7jMsFzxUUBBFXil0Z4nTzZbIaYGxtkftSlqt32HUWHl_5jIq-1AjPasZVjiqmGPDtLqBduZlwMD9Hg0bG6A8AnOq8MhBsfrvFhjDVSkext7wiV4rezj4JX5GOzhSQFGvhs/s320/exhibit+1.jpg" /></a>What kind of pose is this leh? Nice meh? Looks like she is in the midst off pulling her head of in a horror movie..<br /><br />Then this guy..<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1650un87Gg6C7XP_Kx6HDYFCSSPbp30_yBdOujXHfVpa1vHN5JuOvUDB5iUqTbHs9-BQchQX04UHOQRz7S5Ou42MBKdAQzdWiptvmkIbAjF-cwBsirtAE2KUtfEDqMf15QEEiKX04KuE/s1600/exhibit+2.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 143px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 210px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514083167142353314" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1650un87Gg6C7XP_Kx6HDYFCSSPbp30_yBdOujXHfVpa1vHN5JuOvUDB5iUqTbHs9-BQchQX04UHOQRz7S5Ou42MBKdAQzdWiptvmkIbAjF-cwBsirtAE2KUtfEDqMf15QEEiKX04KuE/s320/exhibit+2.jpg" /></a>Don't have enough photo to post? A caricature? Think this is a comic book audition meh?<br /><br />This girl lagi funny..<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlQYetMyXu4fG-_h45j7yXRFVfGRDBzhxQv3IkmJh0wL1-7CTA_faPPKHt2J4AOGbLBGDd-VuR7RMs_R6FAzqAMOaalAS_MF2ShwkuOWAY0NBHtB9fix9IfXi94LDwkuYXeWA-c8USC88/s1600/exhibit+3.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 140px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 223px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514083483910682978" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlQYetMyXu4fG-_h45j7yXRFVfGRDBzhxQv3IkmJh0wL1-7CTA_faPPKHt2J4AOGbLBGDd-VuR7RMs_R6FAzqAMOaalAS_MF2ShwkuOWAY0NBHtB9fix9IfXi94LDwkuYXeWA-c8USC88/s320/exhibit+3.jpg" /></a>Can see the face ah? Photo like this also can be published as model? Wo de tian ah.....<br /><br />Tell me, what happened to kick ass photos like this one? This is what we called Real Model ok!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFGoKFJ2eCDyWYS66-pNBE1F5bmPmHmgQ52tCGX4TKrfq7xeY8Eu6505aw39uDMMcds-qhoIXzMuhXtxN85Z2MVvpS50NNdzklaHQBynu7_GE91kEXJ6mQcu6dS0DEwhV6lJ4APvw1SGU/s1600/jobf.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 140px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 140px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5514084014692943298" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFGoKFJ2eCDyWYS66-pNBE1F5bmPmHmgQ52tCGX4TKrfq7xeY8Eu6505aw39uDMMcds-qhoIXzMuhXtxN85Z2MVvpS50NNdzklaHQBynu7_GE91kEXJ6mQcu6dS0DEwhV6lJ4APvw1SGU/s320/jobf.jpg" /></a><br /><br />How crappy..<br /><br />Adios!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">ps: to all the models up there, if you happen to read this, nothing personal ok.. it's just that the photos are ugly. what? criticism leads to improvement ma..!</span>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-36509060612025732732010-08-17T15:32:00.002+08:002010-08-17T15:36:28.975+08:00Raya SongsYear in year out, the same old Raya Songs. Balik Kampung la.. what else? Yoh, all the regulars la! Boring!<br /><br />This year why not the local artists do some cover version of international songs with some Raya mood? Here are a few I can think of:<br /><br />1) Ampun Is The Hardest Word: oa Elton John<br />2) Sirap In A Bottle: oa Christina Aguilera<br />3) Always Raya: oa Bon Jovi<br />4) Raya Don’t Cry: oa Fergie<br />5) I Just Call To Say Slamat Hari Raya: oa Stevie Wonder<br />6) Lemang Tree: oa Fool’s Farden<br />7) Hot and Cold Cincau: oa Katy Perry<br />8) Kurma California: oa The Eagles<br />9) Every Morning Syawal: oa Sugar Ray<br />10) Salam 25 Minutes: oa MLTR<br /><br />oa=original artist<br /><br />With songs like this, Raya will rawks!<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv9_quma_czW0CWBRFJWka2F_M3ea9E4OfnrcXs46wnzBra5h-m_eWDvzNLreAOK-TMeG33tUoCgZ9xsvYGBkBR5CMszTzfExKRVUI4bArXdP2VRvCUnkK-_Jz4bzFD6h8e0oIYFQSIE8/s1600/guitar.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv9_quma_czW0CWBRFJWka2F_M3ea9E4OfnrcXs46wnzBra5h-m_eWDvzNLreAOK-TMeG33tUoCgZ9xsvYGBkBR5CMszTzfExKRVUI4bArXdP2VRvCUnkK-_Jz4bzFD6h8e0oIYFQSIE8/s400/guitar.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5506279072805780146" /></a>Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-52836524932357073892010-08-16T15:40:00.001+08:002010-08-16T15:52:55.952+08:00Yusof Tileessss...If you happens to listen to radio, especially English channel, there is this annoying ads with background of lounge music and a deep male voice naming different type of supreme quality dates and then a women voice whispering ‘Yusof Tiles’ at an interval of every 2 seconds. WTF on earth is a tiles company selling dates for Ramadhan??<br /><br />The answer is, the ads is from Yusof Tayoob, a well known food importer, exporter and distributor (nick’d from Yuta’s website). So the woman’s voice is actually whispering Yusof Tayoob instead of Yusof Tiles.. But let me listen again. Is it Tiles of Tayoob… Aiyoh, whisper properly la…<br /><br />Aiyah, I no sinkalan you one la...Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-82372493001570323122010-08-12T10:18:00.002+08:002010-08-12T10:21:43.793+08:00MiraclesRemember this <a href="http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/8/6/nation/20100806165912&sec=nation">news</a>?<br /><br />I think we will know what happened next year when the suicide note miraculously appear to save the day.<br /><br />Miracles do happens when there is no answer.<br /><br />How crappy..<br /><br />Adios!Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3782775045227179322.post-66057161770866558022010-07-09T15:20:00.001+08:002010-07-09T15:23:05.093+08:00My StrepsilsIs Strepsils a sweet?<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVI-AQjBng3qATSDL8UlvHHNMwsn5h6mC8DBbIcciYWAZiBwN63CrvoA2DDmX323DnUi_yYkOVZHxzV-zn7GO08GAJC2M4V9KPAW92M2oHkT8OlQ062a43ub9f5bqKHyI1OHvlzbqYwuY/s1600/strepsils-lemon-sugar-free.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 300px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491803433189739010" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVI-AQjBng3qATSDL8UlvHHNMwsn5h6mC8DBbIcciYWAZiBwN63CrvoA2DDmX323DnUi_yYkOVZHxzV-zn7GO08GAJC2M4V9KPAW92M2oHkT8OlQ062a43ub9f5bqKHyI1OHvlzbqYwuY/s400/strepsils-lemon-sugar-free.jpg" /></a>When you see your fren got a pack of Strepsils, will you ask for one?<br /><br />Yesterday I was having a bad sore throat. So I went to a shop nearby and got myself a pack of Strepsils. Then a colleague saw and say, ‘Eh, got sweets. Can I have 1?’<br /><br />I was a bit reluctant to spare because I need all the 6 of them for my sore throat. But not to offend him, I just pass him 1.<br /><br />Strepsils is not a sweet ok! It’s a sore throat medicine. And it cost a freaking 50 sen each.<br /><br />Do you ask for a Panadol from your friend when you see him eating one?<br /><br />D’uh!Sinkarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04754892728867947507noreply@blogger.com5