Koleksi Raya Songs 2020

Omai.. Raya again.

Takkan same old Raya songs again. Jom layan Koleksi Lagu Resipi Raya 2020 Edisi Dapur Sugu.

Wrecking Beef Balls - Maili Sairus

7 Onion Rings - Arianna Venti

Shape Of You Tiao - At Sherian

Dance Curry - Tons and Ai

Rolling In The Deep Fried Chicken - Adail

Where is the Love Letters Tin - Blek Ai Pi

Rewrite The Satays - Dari Muvi Grate Snowman

Don't Start Makan Now - Dua Lipas

You Belong With Meehoon Goreng - Teyler Sif

Ayam Sos - Jayson Mask
Datpizzadough - Loose Fonsy
Kuihkoci On The Floor - Buno Emas

Selamat Hari Raya!

It's Time To Write Again

Like this..

That day I read a book..

The story doesn't make sense. It's like Da Vinci Code.. all the numbers and symbols. It takes a genius to know what the author trying to story.

Sorry, I cant waste my brain cell to decipher this book. Maybe next time. Giving up this time.

But this trigger to write something similar.

Here I am! 35 years later!

Older, Poorer, Stupider, Weaker!

I am bag!

Adios!

Why the smell...?

Normally my house got water. After the water-rationing things going on, my house still got water.

I even wash my car, water the plant and do my laundry without any remorse although my friends keep complaining on how inconvenience it is without water.

Then that day. That day someone forward me a new schedule. The next water rationing time table.

After browsing it, I found my house area in the list. Ya, listed, but not necessary will kena one la. That's what my defunct mind says.

So, that particular Sunday morning. I woke up, hoping it's a false alarm. Turn on the tap. Voila! water is flowing like waterfall.. Haha, escaped again!

Bath can wait, play a game or two of Castlevania first!

After 2 hours of dracula fighting, I drag my ass to the bathroom and turn on the tap.

It's dry. IT'S DRY!!!

So, what do you say to bath when there is no water?

CNY Resolution

Dang! This year I missed the New Year Resolution.. But luckily I am a Chinese, there is another new year to celebrate not long after the angmoh new year.

Ok ok.. let's not waste anymore time, my 2014 CNY Resolutions ARE (please note it's a plural)...

1)  More books! Well, currently I am reading about 10 books a month.. I want to make it 50 books this year. (Replace 'month' with 'year' and divide all numbers by 10). Books include magazine but to show my sincerity, EXCLUDE newspapers.

2) Less coffee! Currently it's a cup a day. New target is.... a cup every 30 hours. It's 6 hours delay ok.. 1 day delay 6 hours, 10 days delay 60 hours, 1 year delay.. oh wow! 2000 hours. Based on my maths, it's 34.7 cups less in a year.

3) More charity! Shit looking back, I almost did nothing for charity all these while. Maybe it's time to start donating. Donating what remains a mystery up to the point of this posting.

4) Less meat! Ok, to start this off, I will cut down on wagyu beef.

5) More exercise! Currently, my frequency to the gym is once per week which I think is rubbish as in might as well don't go. Ok, now onwards, will go more than once per week! (Actually this resolution is not to be fitter, but to make my monthly payment more worthy...)

6) No Resolutions! Wait, what??

RM5

Like this..

I needed to do a minor house renovation. So I asked this contractor to come and agak agak give me a price. He came and measure measure then says will sms me a quotation.

2 days later, he sms-ed me, quoting RM745.

Being a stingy financially sensitive person, I replied, asking for some discount. I thought the rule of thumb is suggest a huge discount, then renegotiate to a good price. I asked if can settle at RM500.

He replied, 'Sorry, cannot'.

That's it. 2 words.

So, being polite, I replied, asking can give me a best price?

He replied, 'RM740'.

Makehai.. I need RM5 discount from you ah? Dowan to do dun do lah. No need like that one...

    

Minions oh minions..

After seeing all the stupid news where people fight in McD, long queues, destroy the shuttle gate and whatsnot... All I wanna say is...

YOU ALL VERY RIDIKULUS!!

For the record so that I can laugh..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu30iN1va9E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb7Y0qgQRiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhKnCMThDVg

Adventure Time

Story is like this..

That day I need to go to 1Shamelin after work. You know where onot itu 1Shamelin. I dunno la.. So I depends on my phone GPS.

But that fateful day, I had a meeting to attend and didn't managed to charge my phone. When I was about to leave the office, my phone is showing a pathetic 30% life. I assured myself, 30% is enough lah. 

When I get into my car, only I remembered my car is low on fuel. That annoying yellow light already showing. I assured myself again, on the way sure got petrol station one. Petrol station so common kan..? 

So off I go to my adventure!

Aih.. man count, better sky count.. that day dunno why so damn jam. After driving for 30 minutes, I see the fuel level almost hit rock bottom, yet no petrol station sighted. Suddenly, a beep from my phone shouting 15% life remaining.

Keep calm. Based on my calculations of speed = velocity x wind direction, I can make it with just 15% battery life. But dunno why, after driving another 10 minutes, that bloody phone beeped again! 5%!!

As a navigator, I quickly do the next wise thing. Scroll the map to see how far I am and which junctions to turn. Haha! I am only 2 junctions away!! Yahoo!! and just before I reach the final junction, my phone slipped into coma. 

Remember my fuel problem..? I don't.

So, after finished my business in 1Shamelin, time to go home. 

Whoopss.. how to go home..? Where am I? I see only houses around me. No road signs. No phone. No fuel.

I started to follow the cars but ended up in a housing area. Die!

U-turn back and keeping an attentive eye to the fuel meter..

Suddenly, I found it! Petron!! I know la what everyone is saying boycott Petron because it's a crony etc but I am left with no choice. So, like a desert miss the rain, I dashed into the station and let my car drink like it's free..

Then a car pulled over to the pump next to mine. Without hesitation, I pop my head over and ask.. 'mister ah, how to get to the main road ah..?' He says 'ok, u go this way, reach to the end, turn right, then drive further up, you can see all the cars turn left, follow the cars turn left then you will reach the road and make a U-turn and go up the road..'

This is the first time I listen so attentively from a stranger and make mental note. I repeat the route to him again just in case I misunderstood him. That's how we Einstein learns last time. Anyway we discuss Einstein next time. 

So, I carefully trying to remember the route and alas, I am on the a familiar road leading home.