Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Wonderful World of Internet

NOTE: This is NOT a pay post or anything yang sewaktu dengannya.

Imagine.

There is a great sales tomorrow. Coach bag, new arrival 90% discount! Keith and whatever shoes, 90% discounts! Blackberry, RM100 each, no commitment fees! Burberry warehouse sales, everything must go! LV closing down sales!

I am sure you will go and join the madness. BUT! Stuff like this, please expect people to line up at 3am before the shop opens. This is how crazy people are. I remember last time when Krispy Kreme started in Time Square, there is an offer that the 1st customer will get a lifetime supply of doughnuts. And 1 girl really start queuing up like more than 24 hrs to be the 1st customer.

Anyway, this problem is now solved! Let me introduce.... queuing up services!! Imagine, when you need something important and there is a long queue expected, just submit your request and at a fee, someone will queue up for you. So, when the time come, you can just stroll to the line leisurely and take the place reserved for you, maybe the 1st in line! Too bad the service now only applies in Washington area. Btw, I think this is a great business opportunity! Now I need some free college students who wants to earn some extra bucks..

Imagine!

You are farming in the office (dun pretend la, you know what i am talking about one..) and someone walk to your cubicle and start talking about his hobby in collecting Starwars figurines. Or while eating a Big Mac and your best friend come up to you and talk about financial planning.

I am sure time like this, you need someone to give u a call and then you give a gesture that you are not free to talk now because you need to attend an important call. A call that can save your life or even more important, money in situations like this.

This problem is now solved! Let me introduce... a call that can help you to escape!! Buy the software and then just a click on the icon and your phone will ring. How handy can this be? At a small fee, this service can really be a life saver..

Now, who says internet is full of junks??

How crappy..

Adios!

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Delusional Secretary

I have a theory.

75% of secretaries serving the big boss will have a delusion that she IS the big boss. I have seen at least one of these secretaries in the the companies that I have worked before. And the current one is the worst I have seen.

It's all started when my big angmor boss hired this lady about 2 months ago to be his new secretary. Prior to this, we can just walk to the boss and discuss stuff that needs his input. He is ok with that. Until this new secretary comes in and create a roadblock.

why can't we have a normal secretary?

Now, whenever we wanted to speak to the boss, we have to see her and book a time. Even a 5 minutes talk with the boss. And 100% of the time, she will say the boss is not free to see us. Hello, even Obama can spend 5 minutes to see his cabinet if they have an issue ok.

The other, I have an important proposal to be presented to the boss. So, I spoke to the secretary to book a slot with the boss. And her response was 'send to me 1st. let me have a look. if i am ok with it, then i will book a time for you..'

Waseh.. kak, do you realise that you are just a f**king secretary? Why on earth i need your approval?

Back to booking time with the boss. After experiencing all the roadblocks, now I just ask her, out of respect. If she says boss is not free, I will just proceed into his room and say my stuff. All the time, the boss can spare a few minutes to listen.

And the recent case, we have a teambuilding event coming up. She came to me, saying she need a single room. Because she don't want to share room with anyone as she wanted to do her hair etc..

BitchKak, please take a look at the mirror first, then go and fly kite.

How crappy..

Adios.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Aiwan Nobaldi Butchew

Did you catch the 'Nobody But You' virus by the oh-so-pweety Wonder Girls?

This song seems like so popular now. Quick search in Youtube you can find a handful of akuas dancing to this song and even children!

The song is so catchy and I bet you wanna sing-along but you can't because it's in Korean. Let me do the dirty work.

I have written down the lyrics based on my own hardwork. Go on, sing it loud loud!



Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Nander salah more chido
Nika ani more chido
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Nansi rundeh wei nal mirandeh
Yogo hani chap koo
Naha run jian koo
Wei yirapkeh
Narun jiareh keh
Nal boreyor hani
Eteko irony

Nal wihar kiriotan kiuma
Mumu bujokan daneon kiuma
Ijen kiumarit nor
Taru naru anja wei
Wonhajido anniugeo kongyo hair

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Nander salah more chido
Nika ani more chido
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Nander salah more chido
Nika ani more chido
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Nan juhondeh nan hiong bakan deh
Normani senyum dei
Deo barang ineondeh
Nugu manaseo ibukala noyeo
Nor bunaso heng buka soloso

Nal wihar kiriotan kiuma
Mumu bujokan daneon kiuma
Mari nan doyon mari ran goyoyon lah
Neon kasi bokeh bokeh

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Nander salah more chido
Nika ani more chido
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew
Nander salah more chido
Nika ani more chido
Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi


Aiyah, ending part cincai sing la.. I listen until got 8 ears oredi.

How crappy.

Adios!

Monday, November 2, 2009

Yummy Tarts!

This is a story relates to me by my friend about her boss in Singapore:

One day, her boss brought in a jar of yummy pineapple tarts, offering to the team during Hari Raya. The team were very happy becos the tarts are dem delicious. The next day, whole jar went missing!


Everyone realised the jar was missing but nobody asked anything until few days later, the boss walked pass the snacks corner (where she put the delicious jar of pineapple tarts). She told the team that she already brought home the tarts (wtf?). She wanna let her sister have a taste of it. And her sister likes it very much! So her sister offers a piece of it to her doggie. And the doggie practically licking the crumbs dry! Seeing the doggie likes it so much, her sister then feed the whole jar to the doggie (wtf-f-f-f-f).

Everyone in the team went oookaayyyyyyyy............

Yes, the boss and her sister are single ladies, except already expired. You know what I mean..?

How crappy..

Adios.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Are We There Yet?

Aisay.. with all the campaigns of 1 this 1 that, I can still see these glaring at me everyday on the way to work..

Spotted this at one of the arm-no branch. I have a deep thought on this but better not write it here. Just can say this is 'Memalukan Bangsa Sendiri'..

This one is clearly drawing the line again between bumi and non bumi.

Nothing new la hor..? Are we still on the way to 1Maraysia onot..?

How crappy..

Adios.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Time Waster 2.1

I just found a new way to waste some time!

It's ROFLRAZZI!! Click here!

That site will allow you to put caption on the photos provided. My favorite is to caption using those motivation posters style. There are 3 other templates you can do it. Aiyah, go to that site to find out lah. This post is to show you some of my proud masterpiece!







Am I talented, or am I talented?

How crappy..

Adios!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Sometimes..

With all these mess in my head, sometimes I secretly wish that I'll never wake up in the morning..