Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ultimate CNY Quiz

You know you are an Ahbeng or Ahlian but cannot confirm? Let's confirm this!

Chinese New Year kaming hor.. Chai Shern Dao liao.. Let do this simple test about your preparation for the new year to confirm you are an Ahbeng or Ahlian or not, k?

1) When you see 988 or MyFM CNY CD/DVD is out for sale:
a) You terus buy a copy (add 2 points)
b) Then go home and make copies (add 3 points)
c) Distribute to your friends for free (add 4 points)
d) Make copies and sell (add 10 points)

2) You dye your hair:
a) To a lighter shade (add 2 points)
b) Blonde color (add 3 points)
c) Red color (add 4 points)
d) With the word 'OX' in different color (add 10 points)

3) You buy new clothes for CNY:
a) Just 1 set for 1st day of CNY (add 2 points)
b) 2 sets for the first 2 days of CNY (add 3 points)
c) 15 sets sampai Chap Goh Mei (add 4 points)
d) All traditional Wong Fei Hoong style (add 10 points)

4) You send out SMS greetings:
a) To those who sent to you (add 1 point)
b) To all the close friends (add 2 points)
c) To everyone on your address book (add 3 points)
d) To strangers by random phone numbers (add 10 points)

5) All the 4-words CNY greetings:
a) You know by heart (add 2 point)
b) You know the meanings as well (add 3 points)
c) You know when is the good time to say (add 4 points)
d) You have your own new self-created greetings (add 10 points)

6) During reunion dinner:
a) Must have that black hairy fungus (fatt choy) (add 2 points)
b) Must have auspicious name dishes (add 3 points)
c) Force change the dish name ie Steamed Fish = Prosperity Steamed Happiness Fish (add 4 points)
d) In all the dishes inclusive plain rice ie Silver Richness Overflow Rice (add 10 points)

7) On CNY eve night, you:
a) Watch TV while eat kuaci with family (add 1 point)
b) Jeep Choy Sun (add 5 points)
c) Jeep Choy Sun with a Taoist Sifu (add 20 points)
d) Play lantern (add 30 points)

8) First Day of CNY (1):
a) Cannot sweep floor (add 2 points)
b) Although you forgot to sweep 1 week before CNY (add 3 points)
c) Although you spilt a bucket of sand on the way out to the garden (add 5 points)
d) Although the trash bag ripped on the way out to the dustbin outside (add 10 points)

9) First Day of CNY (2):
a) Cannot wash hair (add 2 points)
b) Although you forgot to wash 1 week before CNY (add 3 points)
c) Although got bird droppings on the way out to the garden (add 5 points)
d) Although there is a cockroach crawling around the hair (add 10 points)

10) You gamble during CNY:
a) Play blackjack with the kids cheating with their angpow money (add 2 points)
b) Continue playing for 15 days (add 5 points)
c) Go Genting and try your new year luck (add 10 points)
d) Continue gambling for 15 days (add 20 points)

11) During CNY (1):
a) You get emotional because another year is gone (add 2 points)
b) You get emotional because it's the time you see all ur family members (add 3 points)
c) You get emotional because the OX Year prediction says ur luck no good (add 5 points)
d) You get emotional because you need to give out angpows (add 10 points)

12) During CNY (2):
a) You are happy because it's new year (add 2 points)
b) You are happy because it's holidays (add 3 points)
c) You are happy because can get angpow (add 5 points)
d) You are happy because can gamble (add 10 points)

The result!

0-20 points: You are not a chinese
21-50: You are normal
51 and above: Just admit that you are Ahbeng and Ahlian..

How crappy..


Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Football Management

I am not sure if anyone noticed this ads on yesterday's newspaper from dunno what college offering cources in Football Management. The ads yelled something like this. 'Executive level can earn as much as RM200k plus annually. Other business/finance executive fresh grads can only earns RM20k annually. Manage the best football clubs in the world.' Something like that.

Wow! Isn't that tempting? If I just finished my SPM, I also wanna study Football Management man! Can earn 10 times more than a normal degree leh. Where to find?

But then hor, think la. What the difference if I say this, 'Finance/Accounting grads can earn as much as RM300k annually leading the BIG 5..'

The common issue is, how many rich football clubs are there in the world? And how many PWC, KPMG are there in the world? The answer is, only a handful. And how many graduates are fighting for these posts worldwide? Millions!

So let say I spent my money in getting a degree in Football Management, what's next? Fight with few millions of graduates worldwide for the post in the few EPL football clubs? Spanish Leagues? Persatuan Bola Sepak Malaysia?

Silap silap end up as 'Pegawai Sukan Kelab Bola Sepak Bawah 18 Tahun Kampung Buaya Utara (Zon 3)'.

And as always, I might be wrong :)

How crappy.