Friday, December 28, 2012

Things To Do For Post Apocalypse

Congratulations to all of us who survived the 21 Dec 2012 acopolis acapalise apocalips apocalypse. Since none of us are dead, here is a list of suggested stuff to do:

1) Continue to pay your monthly installment. Yes, you think December is going to end everything and skip all your house loans and car loans? Now it's the time to go to the bank and settle the outstanding before they come and take away your stuff.

2) Credit transfer. Again, because it's the end you go and max out your credit card on useless stuff? Now it's the time to seek advice on how to pay that RM30,000 multi purpose gym set.

3) Say sorry. To who? To all the people you hate and because you think the end is near, you go and splash red paint on them, or their cars or their house. Or put a spider in their shoes. Or shred their important documents.  

4) Do a health check. I am sure because of the end, you went and eat all those food that you will not eat because of health reasons, like Deep-fried Sneaker Bar topped with creams and sprinkle of marshmallow with chocolate syrup.

5) Planning. On how to finish that 10 big tins of biscuits, 20 packs of instant noodles, 5 guni of rice, 24 boxes of mineral water and other similar dried food.

6) Look into the mirror. Yes, you are an idiot if you think the world will end on 21 Dec 2012.

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