Anyways, the mamak lady engrish is quite good. So for the benefits of you all whose engrish is half bucket, let me summarized what she barks ya..
She says,
"Leesen x11, this is limpeh program limped give u speaking. But when limpeh speaking you leesen.
Lemme speaking x7. Limpeh got gip her respect? Limpeh come and shake her hand. Means limped got give her respect you know.
You no same same maraysia with other country. If you same same maraysia with other country, why u still doing in maraysia?
You student more intelligent than me. Limpeh only O-level. You must mingpak what is demonstrasi democracy. You must mingpak what is a babi anaki. You must mingpak what is 3 persons in one place. (shit la, now I go lunch time with my keliks more than 3 persons also i think of her stupid face).
Best part..
Cats got problem. Wanna eat chicken bone, kena kicked.
Dogs got problem. Cannot speak.
Cow, goat got problem. Big dy kena killed.
Fish got problem. We pick fai of them then put inside aquarium.
Bird got problem. We tie their legs then *do a retarded act and say ark ark ark*.
Most problem is shark. We eat shark fins soup."
That's mostly what she said. Most idiotic speech ever, and tak kena mengena at all with the girl's mia comments.
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| duno the girl in orange tudung got problem onot.. misaiman, very funny meh? Or you dun understand engrish one? |
On a serious note, it's quite sad she got applauses from the student on her speech. It's either the students actually dun really understand engrish, or.. ermm.. can't think of any other reasons tim.
Faith in humanity is not restored in UUM.
Looking forward to see what's next for this mamak lady.
Adios!
2 comments:
She's a millionaire woi! (dunno in what currency la), show some respek, at least refer her as rich mamak.
(mamak ladies also feel insulted you associate her with them)
My problem very big. Or si or mm chut. U must mingpak ..its very sanfu ..when the sai kenot come out..i go uhh uhh uhhh. U tell me..can solve it?
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