Golden Words

Came across this picture in yesterday's paper..

'TREAT OTHERS IN THE WAY THAT THEY WISH TO BE TREATED!!!'

Isn't this bring the meaning of hypocrisy to another whole new level?

How crappy..

Adios!

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

Will You Sing?

Everyday, my collegue listen to the radio softly. And for the past few weeks, every afternoon, there is this competiton where callers will call in to sing. But I am not sure what competition is that..

Anyway, whenever someone sings through the radio, we were like 'ewww.. why la.. dem torturous wei...'

But then I asked her, how much is the offer will u sing through the radio? She says dunno.. 1000 bucks maybe?

So, how much do you think is the prize only u will open ur golden mouth to sing through a radio..?

How crappy..

Adios.

WWJD?

That day the tea lady asked me if it's ok if she picks up my dirty mug in the evening and wash it because she sees me washing my mug in the pantry every morning..

Of koz I agree sampai vomit rice..

So now, i just leave my mug on my desk and in the morning, will skip happily to the pantry to collect back my mug to enjoy my daily coffee of the day.

The question is...

She is in the pantry every morning. Should I rinse my mug in front of her again? Not to say I dun trust her la, but just in case...

How..?

Wonderful World of Internet

NOTE: This is NOT a pay post or anything yang sewaktu dengannya.

Imagine.

There is a great sales tomorrow. Coach bag, new arrival 90% discount! Keith and whatever shoes, 90% discounts! Blackberry, RM100 each, no commitment fees! Burberry warehouse sales, everything must go! LV closing down sales!

I am sure you will go and join the madness. BUT! Stuff like this, please expect people to line up at 3am before the shop opens. This is how crazy people are. I remember last time when Krispy Kreme started in Time Square, there is an offer that the 1st customer will get a lifetime supply of doughnuts. And 1 girl really start queuing up like more than 24 hrs to be the 1st customer.

Anyway, this problem is now solved! Let me introduce.... queuing up services!! Imagine, when you need something important and there is a long queue expected, just submit your request and at a fee, someone will queue up for you. So, when the time come, you can just stroll to the line leisurely and take the place reserved for you, maybe the 1st in line! Too bad the service now only applies in Washington area. Btw, I think this is a great business opportunity! Now I need some free college students who wants to earn some extra bucks..

Imagine!

You are farming in the office (dun pretend la, you know what i am talking about one..) and someone walk to your cubicle and start talking about his hobby in collecting Starwars figurines. Or while eating a Big Mac and your best friend come up to you and talk about financial planning.

I am sure time like this, you need someone to give u a call and then you give a gesture that you are not free to talk now because you need to attend an important call. A call that can save your life or even more important, money in situations like this.

This problem is now solved! Let me introduce... a call that can help you to escape!! Buy the software and then just a click on the icon and your phone will ring. How handy can this be? At a small fee, this service can really be a life saver..

Now, who says internet is full of junks??

How crappy..

Adios!

Aiwan Nobaldi Butchew

Did you catch the 'Nobody But You' virus by the oh-so-pweety Wonder Girls?

This song seems like so popular now. Quick search in Youtube you can find a handful of akuas dancing to this song and even children!

The song is so catchy and I bet you wanna sing-along but you can't because it's in Korean. Let me do the dirty work.

I have written down the lyrics based on my own hardwork. Go on, sing it loud loud!

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Nander salah more chido

Nika ani more chido

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Nansi rundeh wei nal mirandeh

Yogo hani chap koo

Naha run jian koo

Wei yirapkeh

Narun jiareh keh

Nal boreyor hani

Eteko irony

Nal wihar kiriotan kiuma

Mumu bujokan daneon kiuma

Ijen kiumarit nor

Taru naru anja wei

Wonhajido anniugeo kongyo hair

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Nander salah more chido

Nika ani more chido

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Nander salah more chido

Nika ani more chido

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Nan juhondeh nan hiong bakan deh

Normani senyum dei

Deo barang ineondeh

Nugu manaseo ibukala noyeo

Nor bunaso heng buka soloso

Nal wihar kiriotan kiuma

Mumu bujokan daneon kiuma

Mari nan doyon mari ran goyoyon lah

Neon kasi bokeh bokeh

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Nander salah more chido

Nika ani more chido

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi butchew

Nander salah more chido

Nika ani more chido

Aiwan nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi nobaldi

Aiyah, ending part cincai sing la.. I listen until got 8 ears oredi.

How crappy.

Adios!

Yummy Tarts!

This is a story relates to me by my friend about her boss in Singapore:

One day, her boss brought in a jar of yummy pineapple tarts, offering to the team during Hari Raya. The team were very happy becos the tarts are dem delicious. The next day, whole jar went missing!

Everyone realised the jar was missing but nobody asked anything until few days later, the boss walked pass the snacks corner (where she put the delicious jar of pineapple tarts). She told the team that she already brought home the tarts (wtf?). She wanna let her sister have a taste of it. And her sister likes it very much! So her sister offers a piece of it to her doggie. And the doggie practically licking the crumbs dry! Seeing the doggie likes it so much, her sister then feed the whole jar to the doggie (wtf-f-f-f-f).

Everyone in the team went oookaayyyyyyyy............

Yes, the boss and her sister are single ladies, except already expired. You know what I mean..?

How crappy..

Adios.